This bathroom paper towel dispenser isn’t happy about studying for CREOGs either.
Mars Academy?!? OMG, I have LITERALLY been waiting my whole life for this. So long, Earthlings! #gettingmyasstomars
Oh freeway entrance sign! Drunk, and passed out in public again??
The Old West, now with sushi!
These Queen Mary bathtub faucets have got it goin’ on! All I need is a tap for “Funky,” and my career as an early ’90s rapper is set!
Ah-ha, Superman! Maybe you’ll be rethinking your “I don’t do dishes” policy now, eh?
It’s hard being the new cat.
Captain Obvious was here… One day I will track down this elusive superhero, and make him mine!!!
My page isn’t equipped to handle the sheer amount of radness contained in this picture! Katie Fox and Todd Malkin co-star in Abduction: The Taming of Taylor Lautner
Ripley Bacca’s other job is Dickensian street urchin, as evidenced by the fact that she’s just stolen a ziplock bag full of homebaked goods from the kitchen counter, dragged it down the stairs, and is now proceeding to chew through the plastic to access her ill-gotten gains. ‘Allo, Gov’nah! Meow!
